Friday, June 08, 2007

Pail hose


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Monday, May 28, 2007

Nine innings: 05.28.07

Playing nine innings while looking forward to the Yankees' trading-deadline fire sale . . .

1. Think Dr. Charles has anything appropriately cheesy planned for Trot Nixon's return to Fenway Park today? Maybe have noted baseball songsmith Terry Cashman crank out another silly, simple tune ("The Dirty-Hat Ditty," perhaps?). It certainly seems like NESN intends on playing up the Trot angle tonight, from a pregame one-on-one interview with Tom Caron to having ol' No. 7 miked up for some goofy batting-practice banter. Who knows, maybe they'll even bring back Brian Daubach for a reunion with his old partner in grime. While we here at TATB never quite understood why Nixon was such an unconditional darling of the Dirt Dog crowd (from flipping the second out into in the stands twice to failing to hustle home before an inning-ending out could be recorded at another base twice, he always seemed to run neck-and-neck with Manny for the team lead in boneheaded plays), we always respected him for his sincere appreciation of playing in Boston, his big-moment ownership of Roger Clemens, and the fact that he was One of the 25, and the one who happened to deliver the big hit in the clinching game. No, he may never have been our favorite, but today, we will tip our dirty Sox cap his way. After 13 years in the Sox organization, we owe him that much.

2. Kevin Youkilis is batting .353, he has seven straight multi-hit games, a higher OPS than sluggers named Morneau and Teixeira . . . and you know what? I'm beginning to think he's actually this good. It's funny, but the scouts who were skeptical of Youkilis as he rose through the Red Sox system noted that for all of his patience at the plate, they didn't think he was a skilled enough hitter to always make the most of it when he did get a hittable pitch. Well, here we are three years after Youkilis first arrived in the big leagues, and it seems like the guy never misses his pitch - he's a line-drive machine. I realize he got off to a similarly scorching start last season before wearing down in the second half, but I've seen enough to be convinced that he's ready, at age 28, to put up excellent numbers all season long.

3. There are a few things about Dustin Pedroia that annoy me - the swing-from-the-heels approach to hitting, the sense that his tough-guy gripe about A-Rod's slide comes from an incurable case of what my dad used to call "little man's disease" - but I have to admit, he's winning me over as a ballplayer. He's better than advertised defensively, certainly superior to rangeless predecessor Mark Loretta, and if his classic at-bat against Eric Gagne yesterday is a fair measure, there are very few pitchers who will overmatch him despite his unorthodox uppercut swing. I'm not sure I like him yet, but I'm beginning to appreciate him.

4. Well, I guess Pedro Martinez won't be getting a bedazzler for Christmas. If you missed it, the greatest pitcher in modern Red Sox history recently weighed in on the comeback of the second-greatest pitcher in modern history, and Pedro's opinion was basically this: Right now, Roger Clemens looks like a fat, old junkballer. To which we can only say that we hope Pedro is as good a scout as he is (was?) a pitcher.

5. Speaking of Pedro, and to a lesser extent Johnny Damon, it might be time to give Theo Epstein his due for the unsentimental manner in which he refuses to overpay for the club's popular but aging stars. Pedro, of course, crumbled physically in Year 2 of his four-year deal with the Mets, and the years of playing with reckless abandon sure seem to be taking a heavy toll on Damon in his second season with the Yankees. We're not saying Pedro and Damon are finished as premier players . . . but at the moment, Theo looks shrewd for letting them leave. Kinda makes you wonder what his post-2007 plan for Curt Schilling is, doesn't it?

6. Brief Celtics aside: I vow that in 2017, when the Celtics inevitably stink and the next franchise big man (Shazaam O'Neal?) is the prize of the NBA lottery, I will not get caught up in the hype or daydream of said franchise big man in green and white until David Stern's nerdy underling pulls the Celtics' card out of the envelope as the No. 1 pick. The crushing letdown from realizing Tim Duncan, Greg Oden, or Kevin Durant will be some other franchise's grand prize is simply too much to endure again.

7. Brief Patriots aside: Since I've been telling anyone who will listen that we never would have heard of Bryan Fletcher had Junior Seau remained healthy - the one thing he can still do at an elite level is shadow tight ends and running backs in pass coverage - you bet I'm glad the Patriots are bringing him back for another year of graduate school. In a supporting role, Seau's still a very useful player.

8. As if Red Sox fans needed another reason to adore Orlando Cabrera.

9. As for today's Completely Random Baseball Card:


PLoved this story by Joe Posnanski (for our money, one of the two or three best sports columnist in the country - he actually seems to like sports, go figure) on the legend of Bo Jackson. if you didn't see Jackson in his too-short prime, well, you missed something truly special, but Posnanski does a wonderful job of recapturing it, particularly with the Harold Reynolds anecdote. The only time I saw Jackson play in person was in the spring of, let's see, probably '89 or '90 at Fenway, when me and a bunch of my UMaine buddies made the four-hour drive down from the Orono hinterlands for the sole purpose of seeing him (and George Brett) play. As usual, Bo did not disappoint, smashing line-drive home run off Wes Gardner that dented the back wall in centerfield, about 20 feet from where we were seated in the bleachers. I've never seen anything like it - or anything like the man who hit it, for that matter.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

TATB's Long-Awaited, Half-Assed, Red Sox-Slanted, Spring Training Preview Capsules: NL East


(Third in a six-part series, teams listed in order of predicted finish.)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Foul tips and other observations: Jimmy Rollins is right - the Phillies are the team to beat in the East . . . Reasons? Start with the right side of the infield. Reigning MVP Ryan Howard and second baseman Chase Utley combined for 90 homers and 251 RBIs . . . And with the acquisition of Freddy Garcia, the starting rotation is deeper than the Mets', though the Phillies are counting on Brett Myers to finally pitch to the level of his stuff . . .Pat Burrell is a favorite target of the Philly jackals for his strikeouts and supposed lackadaisical attitude, but his numbers (29 homers, .890 OPS) suggest he's a very valuable offensive player . . . You know athletes live in a different world than we do when a mediocrity like Jon Lieber can roll into spring training in a $211,000 truck . . . Definition of a late bloomer: Jamie Moyer didn't win more than 13 games in a season until he was 34, yet he now has 216 career victories . . . Admit it: You had no idea Rollins hit 25 homers last year.

Breakthrough player: Cole Hamels. The cocky lefty already has one of the best changeups around.

Breakdown player: Flash Gordon. Actually, I'm still stunned his elbow survived Joe Torre.

Completely random Bill James stat: How's this for a balance of power? Howard led the NL in home runs on the road (29) and at home (29).

NEW YORK METS
Foul tips and other observations: The lineup could hold its own in the American League, but the starting rotation is straight out of the Atlantic League . . . To put it another way: Both Chan Ho Park and Aaron Sele could begin the season in their rotation. Yikes . . . Tom Glavine should cruise to the 10 wins he needs for 300, but asking him to be the ace at age 41 is a little much . . . It'll be fascinating to see how Pedro Martinez adjusts and alters his style after shoulder surgery. His brother Ramon was never close to the same pitcher after his injury, but then he never had the command and guile that Pedro has. I'm guessing he'll still be effective, but I'm glad the Mets are paying the big bucks to find out and not the Red Sox . . How old is Julio Franco? He made his major-league debut more than a year before Jose Reyes was born . . . Reyes gets my vote as the most fun player to watch in the National League, and one can argue that he's already the best shortstop in New York. He's simply electrifying, especially when he's zipping around the bases and turning a routine double into a standup triple.

Breakthrough player: Mike Pelfrey. Either he or Philip Humber is going to have to deliver in the rotation, because Omar's Retreads won't get it done.

Breakdown player: El Duque. He's closer to Franco's age than he admits.

Completely random Bill James stat: Billy Wagner had the fastest average fastball among NL relievers (95.3 MPH).

ATLANTA BRAVES
Foul tips and other observations: Is John Smoltz a Hall of Famer? I say yes. He and the Eck are the only pitchers in history with 150 wins and 150 saves . . . GM John Schuerholz - who will make it to Cooperstown himself someday - did a hell of a job rebuilding the Braves' bullpen, getting Mike Gonzalez from the Pirates for the overrated Adam LaRoche, then absolutely stealing Rafael Soriano from the Mariners for Horacio Ramirez . . . I'm in the minority here, but I think Tim Hudson is going to bounce back big from last year's misery (13-12, 4.86). His stuff is too good and he's too much of a competitor the fade into mediocrity at age 31 . . . Anyone who thinks free-agent-to-be Andruw Jones would be a capable offensive replacement for Manny Ramirez next season isn't paying attention. Jones hits bushels of home runs (41 last year), but he's just a .267 career hitter . . . Joe Mauer gets all the pub for obvious reasons, but Brian McCann (.333-24-93) might just be the best young offensive catcher in baseball.

Breakthrough player: Kelly Johnson. Former outfielder with a .366 career on-base percentage in the minors takes over for Marcus Giles at second base and in the leadoff spot.

Breakdown player: Chipper Jones. He just got hurt reading this. Pulled eyelid, out four to six weeks.

Completely random Bill James stat: Chipper tied Miguel Cabrera for the highest OPS among NL third baseman (.988).


FLORIDA MARLINS
Foul tips and other observations: Fredi Gonzalez has a great reputation but a tough act to follow. Hanley Ramirez and the rest of the Marlins' kids responded well to Joe Girardi's tough love . . . It doesn't help that two of their better young pitchers, Josh Johnson and Anibal Sanchez, are already dealing with varying degrees of arm problems . . . The most similar batter to Miguel Cabrera through age 23? Some dude named Aaron. Decent company . . . I'm a Josh Beckett believer, but even his most ardent fan finds it hard not to wish Ramirez were playing shortstop for the Sox. His rookie season (.292, 74 extra-base hits, 51 steals) was nothing less than sensational . . . I think Jason Stokes has been on the Marlins' 40-man roster longer than they've actually existed as a franchise. One of these years, maybe he'll get a big-league at-bat to show for it . . . There isn't a more genuinely likeable and charismatic player in baseball than Dontrelle Willis, which makes his offseason arrest all the more disappointing . . . Who's the closer here? Ricky Nolasco has the stuff and the temperament, but not the experience.

Breakthrough player: Jeremy Hermida. A rookie-of-the-year favorite a year ago, he never got going, but his ability is undeniable.

Breakdown player: Dan Uggla. Struggled mightily in the second half. Did pitchers solve the mystery as to why the D-Backs let him get away in the Rule 5 draft?

Completely random Bill James stat: Willis, who never gets cheated at the plate, had the second-highest OPS among pitchers (.565, trailing Carlos Zambrano's .589).

WASHINGTON NATIONALS
Foul tips and other observations: This team is horrible. Any other questions? . . . John Patterson is the ace in the loosest sense of the word: his single-season high in wins is 9, and he won exactly one game last year . . . But he's a sure thing compared to the rest of the rotation. Thirty-something pitchers are in camp vying for the other four rotation spots and bullpen duty, among them Jermaine Van Buren, Tim Redding, and Jerome Williams. What, no Pat Mahomes? . . . Frank Robinson escaped just in time . . . Brian Schneider (.256-4-55) is the catcher the Sox coveted before re-signing Jason Varitek two winters ago. It's fair to say they did the right thing . . . A closer of Chad Cordero's caliber is wasted on a team that won't have too many save opportunities. Here's hoping Theo Epstein is still reminding Jim Bowden of that on a regular basis . . . At least Ryan Zimmerman offers some hope for the future. He might be better than Scott Rolen at third already.

Breakthrough player: Ryan Church. He'll hit (10 homers in 196 at-bats a year ago) if given a fair shake.

Breakdown player: Nick Johnson. Actually, he's already hurt. But when isn't he?

Completely random Bill James stat: Johnson was second in the league in pitches seen per plate appearance (4.29), behind only the Phillies' Burrell (4.32).

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Friday, December 15, 2006

Fever pitch


It was the great unanswered question of this Red Sox offseason: Will Daisuke Matsuzaka call Fenway Park home in 2007? And now that it has been answered with a resounding "yes," an affirmation that can be heard all the way to the heart of the Pacific Rim, and now that we've tracked the flight plan of John Henry's plane on Sons of Sam Horn, cheered the would-be ace's arrival on the tarmac, watched every last minute of the "Matsuzaka Marathon" and the surreal press conference on NESN, and wondered just what he makes of all of this, here are a few more questions and answers regarding the new No. 18 in your program:

Did Theo Epstein and the Sox front office handle this as flawlessly as it appears? Let's put it this way: This entire situation has restored my wavering faith in this front office. Make no mistake, Theo Epstein, Larry Lucchino and the rest played the game brilliantly, from beginning to end. They targeted Matsuzaka as the pitcher they simply had to have this offseason, blew the dumbstruck Yankees and everyone else out of the water with the eye-popping posting bid, realized they had all the leverage and held their ground despite Scott Boras's transparent but effective make-'em-sweat negotiating machinations, and ultimately signed a 26-year old pitcher whom everyone in baseball likes (more on that in a second) to a six-year deal for an annual average salary that is more than $2 million less than that of career mediocrity Gil Meche. Yeah, I'd say they handled it flawlessly. I haven't felt this good about this management team since October, 2004.

Will he live up to the Japanese Pedro billing, will he be the second coming of the Fat *$&#@ Toad, or will he be something in between? Let's get something straight right away: he will not be another Pedro. Petey's stretch of dominance from '98-'00 was a once-in-a-fan's-lifetime gift from the sports gods, and it's not fair to ask anyone to live up to that standard. Now, with that disclaimer out of the way . . . I'm convinced he's going to be very good, as in Cy Young-candidate-good, and I believe that for this reason: Even when those in the know around baseball were taken aback by the Sox's enormous posting bid, no one - and I mean no one - questioned whether Matsuzaka was a worthwhile investment. I am yet to hear or read comments from a scout or an insider with first-person familiarity with Matsuzaka who does not believe he's going to be an outstanding major league pitcher immediately. From what I've seen (thanks, YouTube) and heard, he looks like a young Mike Mussina, but with a better fastball, and while that's not Pedro territory, you're damned right it's high praise. Man, I cannot wait to watch this kid throw the baseball.

Was there a specific point during the negotiations when you became certain a deal would happen? When ESPN's Steve Phillips said it wouldn't. Seriously. How did that boob-with-a-pulpit ever get a GM gig? He must have nudie pictures of the owner groping Mr. Met or something. Actually, as I wrote a few days, I thought this was going to happen all along, despite the tension and posturing by both sides during the negotiations. A deal simply made sense for everyone involved: The Sox clearly were sincere in their desire of the player and were willing to pay a reasonable price, Matsuzaka has hungered to pitch in the majors for a few years now and had no intention of returning to Japan for another season, the financially strapped Seibu ballclub had already announced how it was allocating the posting fee and may or may not have been in cahoots with the Sox regarding a threat to send Matsuzaka to the minors if he returned, and Boras needed to make a deal or risk losing credibility with a Japanese public that does not look upon greed as favorably as does a lizard-skinned baseball agent. Despite all the countdown-clock drama, the signing was inevitable.

What's the Japanese word for "guts"? To put it another way, can he handle the pressure of Boston? Ah, the question every self-important TV talking head is oh-so-seriously contemplating these days. We're only going to say this once, so listen up, all you vacant hairdos and Jim Rome wannabes: Matsuzaka became a national icon in Japan when he was in high school; he's carried the weight of a nation on his right shoulder for eight years, and despite the pressure, he somehow managed to emerge as the premier pitcher in the land. Something tells me he's going to be just fine handling the weight of Red Sox Nation. As for the melodramatic overkill of the last few days? He's used to it; I worry more for his teammates, who are in for a claustrophobic surprise when they realize how many Japanese media will be cramming into their clubhouse every day. But given what he's put up with already, a few bleacher blowhards and yowling ninnies like Gary Tanguay aren't going to affect him, though it probably helps that he doesn't speak much English. (I did love Shaughnessy's suggestion that Matsuzaka throw out his AM radio. Heaven knows I should do the same.)

Why is Doug Mirabelli gently weeping into his chicken parm? Because yesterday was supposed to be his day, dammit. And he didn't even get a police escort this time! You can bet Dr. Charles Steinberg will be hearing about this. You do not treat the world's most famous .193-hitting, 36-year-old backup catcher this way without having hell to pay!

Did Glenn Ordway, in the rare moments when he wasn't instigating a catfight between vapid Steve Burton and disingenuous Dale Arnold today, actually stumble upon a great idea? Shockingly, yes, when he suggested NESN should air a handful of Matsuzaka's Japanese League games so fans could have a chance to become familiar with him. It's a shrewd idea to feed our baseball jones while filling out those blase winter programming blocks, and I'd be surprised if Tom Werner hadn't already begun looking into it. Come to think of it, Ordway probably lifted the idea from him.

As for today's Completely Random Baseball Card:


Speaking of Ordway, judging by his pronunciation, I'm pretty sure he thinks this guy is Matsuzaka's agent. It's Bor-ASS, Glennie. You'd think he'd be familiar with the second syllable.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Stream of semi-consciousness

First, a disclaimer: Thanks to a late night at the office and two hooting night-owl children, I got about two hours' sleep last night. Then, a postcard-perfect autumn Maine morning coerced me into going out for a 6-mile run when I should have been napping away and dreaming vividly of Crisco-wrestling Jenna Fisch . . . um, so anyway, my point is this: I'm a bigger mess than usual tonight, but after taking in a decent chunk of all three of today's games, I'm itching to crank out a baseball notebook. I'll leave it up to you to determine if any of it makes sense.


Frank Thomas's comeback is a cool story, and hopefully it jogs some memories about how historically excellent he was in his heyday. Consider: In 113 games in the strike-shortened 1994 season, the Big Hurt hit 38 homers in 399 at-bats, scored 106 runs, drove in 101, and walked 109 times with just 61 strikeouts. He batted .353, reached base at a .487 clip, and slugged - get this - .729 - while winning his second straight MVP award. Thomas was perhaps THE dominant hitter of his era, did it without the suspicion of steroids hanging over his head (unlike Mr. Bonds, this dude was huge as a freakin' embryo), and deserves to be in the Hall of Fame five years after he walks away. Yeah, he's one-dimensional . . . but man, what a dimension.

The Yankees' lineup is stacked . . . but I'm not sure it's on the level of the '27 Yankees (or even the '03-'04 Red Sox), as the breathless national media twits are climbing over each other to tell us. A-Rod is a mess, Matsui and Sheffield are rusty, Damon (streaky as hell during his Sox postseasons) and Giambi have been scuffling . . . , ah, you know what? The hell with it. It's the third inning of Tigers-Yankees as I write this. Damon and Jeter just singled, Abreu doubled them home, Sheffield singled Abreu in, HGHiambi homered, and Gehrig and Ruth stepped out of monument park and walloped back to back homers. They could put up 10 runs this inning without blinking. Excuse me while I change the channel.

The Baseball Prospectus-types will tell you that Chien-Ming Wang's breakthrough 19-win season is a flat-out fluke. Because he's a successful starting pitcher who strikes no one out, the analysts who study such things warn us that he's a very likely candidate to collapse into 5.00-ERA mediocrity next season. While I am partial to the benefits of a strikeout pitcher, I don't buy the lack of Ks as a red flag in Wang's case. I believe Wang is a rare exception, a starter will be consistently effective despite constantly pitching to contact. I mean, the guy can throw in the mid-90s. It's just that his sinker is so effective (think D-Lowe's with more sizzle) that the logical approach is to throw it again and again for grounder after grounder, strikeouts (and wear and tear on the arm) be damned.

Oh, how I wanted to bust on my good buddy and chief antagonist Duckler, a certified Yankees lunatic, when he confessed the other day he thinks Robinson Cano is the second-best pure hitter in the American League. (I didn't ask who was first in his mind, but knowing him, he's got Melky Cabrera atop the charts.) But as I considered it further, I realized who it is the sweet-swinging Cano reminds me of at the plate: a young Roberto Alomar. And there's a dose of Rod Carew in that swing, too, though the Yankees' second-year second baseman already has more pop. It goes without saying that when a Sox fan is grouping him in with company as exclusive as a Hall of Famer and a Hall of Fame lock, it's tough to mock a Yankee fan for seeing what you see. The kid is something special.

Those who think Miguel Tejada and Gary Sheffield would be more than adequate replacements for Manny need to hop on Google and do a little research. Not only are they inferior to Manny offensively, but both would arrive at Logan with a ton of baggage. Now, if the Sox want to bring in one or the other to fill that vacant No. 5 hole and complement Manny and Papi . . . well, that is worth considering.

When all is said and done in this Jason Grimsley bleepstorm, Roger Clemens is going to wish he retired three retirements ago, and I write that well aware that the L.A. Times may have a lawsuit on their hands. Power pitchers don't get stronger and faster in their 40s. They just don't. Roger did, and for that, fairly or not, he will never be above suspicion.

So with the sad but unsurprising news that his shoulder is mincemeat, Pedro seems destined to re-enact the demise of his brother's career - Ramon Martinez blew out his rotator cuff at age 30, and Sox fans can attest he never resembled his old self. So chalk one up for Theo and the Trio: they were justified in their decision not to give him four years. Hell, the way it looks now, two might have been too many.

Kinda weird, isn't it, watching the Sox-free playoffs? It's less stressful for sure, watching the games as a pure fan without a passionate rooting interest. Wait . . . what's that? Yeah, all right, you're right . . . it sucks. It's never fun when the party goes on without you. Here's hoping for some October angst next year.

My AL MVP ballot, reconsidered: 1) Joe Mauer: He won the batting title, plays sport's toughest position brilliantly, and dates Miss USA. That's an MVP, folks. 2) Jetes: Though 14 homers is feeble for an MVP and I'm fairly certain the Yankees would be in the postseason even if he had been hurt rather than, say, Sheffield, he did have a sensational season by most any statistical measure, and delivered his usual share of daggers in crucial situations. 3) Papi: If only the team didn't disintegrate around him.

With Pedro a somber spectator and 73-year-old El Duque suddenly knocked out with a leg problem, the Mets might want to consider bailing out Dwight Gooden to pitch Game 2. Glavine and Trachsel aren't up for the challenge of making that sick Subway Series fantasy a reality.

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As for today's Completely Random Baseball Card:


I've never been much of a Tommy Lasorda guy - it's well known that his public persona is considerably less vulgar than the way he carries himself when the cameras are off - but I have to admit, I dig his "Everyone to the TV!" commercials for the playoffs. Especially the one that makes a fool of that Yankees' college chick.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Vote for Pedro


Boo Pedro? No. Won't happen. Can't happen. The ignorant jackals with motivations as questionable as their credentials will not win this round. They will not brainwash the pink-hat brigade and all the Burger-King-Johnny-come-latelys who trendily fill the seats at Fenway but lack the lifer's perspective to quite comprehend what they're seeing. The real fans will be heard. And they will not jeer the greatest modern pitcher, the greatest showman, and perhaps the greatest competitor, ever to call the Fenway mound his workplace.

No, they will stand and they will cheer, so loud and long that a Landsdowne Street passerby might think Papi has just walloped another walkoff. Mark these words: Tomorrow night, Pedro Martinez will be appropriately applauded from his pregame journey from the bullpen, to Carl Beane's introduction, to the first pitch he throws. He'll tip his hat and tap his heart. Maybe he'll even fire the six-guns at Papi and Manny, and surely suppress a laugh behind his glove the first time he has to face his old compadres. This is not Johnny Damon coming back in the enemy's clothing. This is Pedro Martinez, coming home.

Boo him? Not at Fenway Park. Not now.

And not ever.

THE LEGACY
We'll start with the statistics, because no reminiscence of Pedro's reign in Boston is complete without them. In seven seasons, he had 117 wins against 37 losses, a 2.52 ERA. He won two Cy Young Awards, and if not for the duplicitousness of a New York writer, would have won an MVP. He claimed four straight ERA titles, including one season when his 1.74 ERA was 3.23 runs lower than the league average. He won three strikeout titles, and earned six postseason victories. His stats in '99 alone look like something out of PlayStation: 23 wins, 4 losses, a 2.07 ERA, 313 strikeouts in 213.3 innings, and a WHIP of 0.923. (The next season, 2000, his WHIP was 0.737. Just plain sick.)

Add up all the numbers, and the conclusion the calculator spits out is this: If you didn't see Sandy Koufax in his heyday, then Pedro Martinez from 1998-2000 is the best pitcher your eyes have seen. If you did happen to see Koufax, well, you've been twice blessed, haven't you?

With all that's happened in recent years, it's easy to forget just how much Pedro's arrival in Boston meant at the time. The Sox lacked a true ace after Roger Clemens's departure the previous offseason - shockingly, Steve Avery and Aaron Sele didn't quite fit the bill. Worse, the Sox in 1997 were stale, mediocre, misguided - almost irrelevant. "Boston was a sad town . . . pessimistic," Pedro recalled during his gracious, candid press conference this afternoon. But his arrival in December of that year changed all that. These are the good old days in Boston baseball, right here, right now. Pedro planted the seeds for this nine years ago.

Christ, he made it fun. You remember, don't you? Every Pedro start was an event, with a capital E. The Dominican flags and the heady, something-great-is-happening-here-tonight buzz gave Fenway the feel of a World Cup match. Yeah . . . I remember it so well now. The anticipation of 7:05 p.m.'s arrival was off the charts, my day planned around his start. When Pedro was on the mound and dealing, it's the only time - other than a few select Clemens starts, I suppose - that I can recall wishing the Sox would hurry up and get their at-bats over with so we can watch the pitcher again. And I know I'm not the only one who, when real life kept me from watching the game, would turn on Joe and Trupe a few innings into a ballgame, and being shocked when he had given up a single run. He wasn't invincible. But he damn sure seemed that way.

THE BEST OF TIMES
The dusty old highlight reel in my mind began rolling again recently as I dug through some old boxes in the garage, looking for forgotten old sports stuff to haul up to my new home office. What I discovered in one box was like a Pedro time capsule. A stack of old K cards from one of his late-'90s starts. (I used to tape them to a Yankee fan co-worker's desk back when Pedro actually owned the Yankees. Long time ago.) Ticket stubs from an '03 victory over the Devil Rays, the first time my dad had seen him pitch in person. A stack of yellowed Globe sports sections, and some scattered baseball cards, including one where he has a Jheri curl that would make even Michael Jackson ashamed. And the April 20, 1998 Sports Illustrated pictured here, featuring a fantastic article by Gerry Callahan (yep, him) that included this quote from Pedro about his arrival at Logan Airport on Dec. 11, roughly a month after he was looted from the Expos:

{There were fans at the airport} yelling and waving flags, and someone had a sign that said WE LOVE YOU, PEDRO. That night I said to someone, 'I think I love Boston already."


My most cherished baseball memories will turn two years old this October, of course. But pre-2004, so many of my favorite postcards and snapshots I've collected in my 27 years as a Sox fan feature Pedro prominently.

I remember him pitching as courageously as any hurler I've ever seen, taking the Jacobs Field mound in relief in Game 5 of the 1999 ALDS with an aching oblique muscle, a sore shoulder, and no fastball to speak of and limiting those fearsome Indians to exactly zero hits over the final six innings. I'll never forget Peter Gammons's comment afterward: "So now we know. Pedro will be a great pitcher at 35," his point being that he's savvy enough to dominate without his best stuff. I've never seen two players do so much to carry one team as Pedro and Nomar did that season. They were Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, and though the Evil Empire prevailed in the ALCS, to that point that season - and that comeback against the Indians - was the pinnacle of my existence as a Sox fan.

I remember him pitching the best game I've ever seen, the 17-strikeout one-hitter at Yankee Stadium in '99. You'll recall that the one hit was a solo homer by New York DH Chili Davis. The TV replays soon revealed something truly amazing: Davis had his eyes closed when his bat connected with the ball. That's what it took to hit Pedro in those days: blind friggin' luck.

I remember him pitching the most bizarre game I've ever seen, the brawl game in Sept. '00 in Tampa in which he hit the leadoff batter, Gerald "Ice" Williams, damn near got cold-cocked in the face, then did not allow a hit until a Baseball Immortal named John Flaherty singled in the ninth. Sox fans knew Flaherty would get a hit when Pedro's gold cross fell off his neck just before he went into his windup. There always were strange omens and harbingers with Pedro.

And call me crass if you must, Tim McCarver, but I still savor the day in October, 2003, when he heaved that bullrushing gerbil Don Zimmer to the Fenway turf. Hell, one thing Yankees fans (who got the true essence of Zim's incompetence when he did his damndest to run the Bombers into the ground during Joe Torre's illness a few years back) and Sox fans ('78, duh) can agree on is that Pedro should have finished the job while he had the chance.



THE DARK SIDE
By people more reasonable than me, the Zimmer incident is regarded as a black mark on Pedro's reputation - and of course it is not his only one. We all know he could be . . . difficult. Physically, he was as delicate as an infant, and sometimes behaved like one. He was charismatic and childish, engaging and defiant, complex and paradoxical. He was generous to his teammates, yet always played the diva, demanding special privileges he believed worthy of his status. He could bitch with the best of 'em.

Pedro owns one of the most expressive faces I've ever seen. In his happiest moments, he'd light up Fenway with that easy, megawatt smile, the one on display in today's must-see press conference, the one that always became appropriately mischievous during his taped-to-the-dugout-pole, Yoda-mask-wearing antics. You just know, on the four days he wasn't pitching, he drove stiff ol' Jimy Williams and his flat-brimmed hat nuts.

In darker times, Pedro's face would sink, his eyes would turn to serial-killer slits, and wouldn't you know it, the next pitch would mysteriously find it's way into the small of Karim Garcia's back. The worst was when Pedro never seemed to smile in that miserable summer of 2001, when he nearly was forced to sacrifice his shoulder to Joe Kerrigan's managerial incompetence.

The writer in me appreciated how easy he made it, what with all the talk-radio-ready soundbites and catch phrases about "mango trees" and "calling the Yankees my daddy" and "drilling the Bambino in the ass." The fan in me just wanted him to shut up and pitch and quit causing himself so many problems. But he was incapable of silence regarding slights real or imagined. Over time, I learned to chalk up his - what, pettiness? rabbit ears? thin skin? - up to his immense pride, the pride absolutely necessary to silence the doubters (namely his first manager, Tommy Lasorda, who labeled him too small to hold up as a starter) and succeed in the major leagues as a 5-foot-10, 175-pound power pitcher. Ultimately, the fierce drive and oversized ego was all part of the package that made him the most compelling athlete to grace this city since Larry Bird.

THE DEPARTURE
We'll probably never get the full story of how Pedro became an ex-Red Sox - too many of those in the know have ulterior motives, reputations to protect. But the hunch here is that the Sox braintrust wanted to retain him, and were smugly certain that they would retain him at their price. I suspect Pedro, his pride an impediment once more, wanted to stay desperately - hell, he admitted as much today - but couldn't reconcile his love for Boston with his desire for affirmation (and of course, cash). The Mets played the game brilliantly, topping the Sox's offer at the final crucial turn and making Pedro feel wanted. Two years into a four-year deal, Omar Minaya looks smarter than his Boston counterparts, who accepted the timid Matt Clement and plump, ancient David Wells as "good value" consolation prizes.

Maybe I'm getting caught up in the sentiment, awash in all these the memories, or maybe it's just the thought of another year of suffering Clement, but lately I find myself wishing more and more that Pedro were still here. In the spirit of full disclosure, I didn't feel that way two years ago. I believed the whispers that the innards of his shoulder looked like Spaghetti-O's, that re-signing him to anything more than three years was a risk not worth taking. I fretted that watching him stumble to the finish line of his career here, a shell of his former self, would taint his Boston legacy. But today, it sure looks like Gammons was prophetic all those years ago: So now we know. He'll be a great pitcher at 35.

As he charmed the media today, Pedro recalled his two favorite memories: The '99 All-Star Game at Fenway, when he struck out Larkin, Walker, Sosa, McGwire and Bagwell, five of the first six hitters, the little man stealing the thunder from what might now be suspected as Steroid Row. The other savored recollection he shared today also is one of mine, and it is captured in the photo atop this page: Poking his head out his truck upon arriving at Fenway the morning the Sox returned home as champions, and being saluted by thousands of joyous fans. Look at that smile - that's the one we're talking about. It reminds me of his quote near the end of "Faith Rewarded," one he repeated today: "I'd trade three rings anywhere else for just one with the Red Sox." You know what? I still believe him. No one savored the championship more. No one deserved it more.


Pedro was relatively far down the list of heroes in that magical postseason, though his dusting of Hideki Matsui in Game 5 of the ALCS lingers as a subtle turning point. But seemingly every one of the 25 contributed something important, and Pedro was no exception. In Game 3 of the World Series - the victory that convinced us this championship was indeed inevitable - he was his vintage self, pinpointing sizzling fastballs, snapping off mind-bending curves, and pulling the string on that so-nasty-it-should-be-illegal changeup. The final pitching line of his Red Sox career: Seven innings, three hits, no runs, and a 4-1 victory. No, Pedro did not clinch that elusive championship. But he put the champagne on ice and the ghosts on notice.

As he walked off the mound that warm St. Louis night, he pointed skyward like always, flashed that smile, and somehow looked both overjoyed and relieved, as if an 86-year-old burden was about to be lifted off his delicate right shoulder. We scarcely suspected it then, but it was Pedro Martinez's last on-field act as a member of the Boston Red Sox.

He was leaving for good. But not before giving us with one last cherished memory.

Do the right thing, Sox fans. Give him one more of his own tomorrow.

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