Star power?

You know, I liked Mo Vaughn a lot better before he had the surgery, took the name of his favorite Foxy Lady entertainer, and stole Joan Rivers's award-show gig . . .



(Note to my dozen readers: The next column should be posted sometime midweek, probably Tuesday night. I'm using what free time I have over the next few days to mess around with some HTML stuff. I'm assuming the photo of lovely Maurice/Star will tide you over til then. Perverts. - CF)