0 Captain, my caption
Something tells me we'll be seeing an "altered" version of this photo at Fenway and on the Internet for years to come . . .
But the question I have is this: What was going through Derek Jeter's mind the precise moment the picture was taken? After close analysis, I've come up with a few possibilities:
"Whoa, hey now! Watch it there, Alex . . . you're touching my intangibles!"
"Geez, if I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times: Just because I'm the Captain doesn't mean he gets to be First Mate."
"When I said I'm impressed by Wang, I meant the pitcher, you idiot."
"When I said I'm impressed by Johnson, I meant the pitcher, you idiot."
"When I said I'm impressed by Moose . . . oh, never mind."
"I knew it was a mistake to watch 'Will and Grace' together last night."
"Those . . . aren't . . . pillows!"
"Uh-oh! Tino looks furious! I'm going to have some 'splaining to do. Note to self: Pick up Whitman's Sampler on the way home."
"Calgon, take me away!"
"Man, Brosius never pulled this $@%*. Where's Varitek when I need him?"