Friday, August 11, 2006

The book on Alex Michael Finn


Called up to the world: 8:01 a.m., Friday, Aug. 11, 2006.

Key statistics: 7 pounds, 5 ounces; 19 inches long.

Scouting report: Bright blue eyes, light brown hair, just like his mom . . . content to eat, sleep and wear a diaper, just like his dad . . . prefers to leave the crying to the babies of Yankee fans . . . big sister Leah is already smitten . . . pretty much assuredly will be forced to throw and bat left . . . eligible for MLB draft in June, 2024 . . . Sox are unbeaten in his lifetime and surely will remain so . . . most certainly is not named after Alex Rodriguez.

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